1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:04,279 All right. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,660 I'm asking $50 for it. Of course, you know, I'll work on the price. Just a 3 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,280 utility watch, not too much flare. 4 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,380 Stainless steel. 5 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:16,820 It works. 6 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:23,160 It has a little tab that you pull off the dial that will start ticking for 7 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:26,590 Looks good, 8 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:28,009 man. 9 00:00:28,010 --> 00:00:31,110 I'm sorry, guys. Do you mind? I'm kind of in a rush. 10 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:34,010 Just give me one moment, man. I'll be right with you. I'm going to close it. 11 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:37,870 Actually, you know what? Hey, Billy, are you real busy at the moment? Yeah. All 12 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:39,850 right. Lock that down. All right. 13 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,170 All right, man. I'm sorry. 14 00:00:41,490 --> 00:00:42,930 Just give me one moment, please. 15 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,250 How much did you say it was again? 16 00:00:44,390 --> 00:00:45,390 I'm asking $50. 17 00:00:45,650 --> 00:00:47,850 I'll work on the price for you guys. 18 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,170 How about $20? 19 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,370 $20? Come on, man. That's less than half what I'm asking. That's cash. 20 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,220 Cash. 21 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,560 Listen. 22 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,220 Cash, cash, cash. She's over here tapping her foot. She's in a rush. 23 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:01,920 $20, you guys got cash? 24 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:08,080 Cash. I didn't know she became the deciding factor over here. 25 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:13,920 All right, $20. All right, let's go step over by my register. 26 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:32,380 You gentlemen have a great day. All right. Thank you guys. Come again. 27 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:38,140 Hello. I'm sorry about that. My name is Sean. Nice to meet you. 28 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:39,820 What do we got here? 29 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,540 I was wondering how much I could get for this. For a laptop? 30 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,480 Yes. Mind if I take a look at it? 31 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:52,260 That's an old one, huh? 32 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,760 He's pretty dirty too. 33 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,680 I'm talking about the laptop, of course. 34 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:04,440 All right, everything's fully functional on it. No viruses, nothing like that to 35 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,399 your knowledge. 36 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,020 All right, what were you looking to get out of it? 37 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,600 $500. 38 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:11,080 I'm sorry, $500? 39 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,720 Yes. Oh, come on now. You didn't buy this brand new for $500. 40 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:21,460 I need to get a clean ticket to get back home today. 41 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:26,520 The laptop ain't getting you home, that's for sure. I can give you $50. 42 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:32,230 50 bucks is the most, that's the most I can do on a laptop like that, 43 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:35,930 unfortunately. I mean, it's beat up, it's old, its era has come and gone. 44 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:39,770 I see you have a nice jewelry, you're wearing a nice watch and ring. 45 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:42,010 Yeah, this is my wedding ring. 46 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:47,310 A wedding ring. So I assume you're still married? Yes. 47 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:51,310 Why don't you just have your husband wire you some money? I mean, money 48 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:52,330 transfers in 10 minutes. 49 00:02:59,190 --> 00:03:00,190 Oh, no way. 50 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:02,530 That's a no -no. 51 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,550 Damn, 52 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:07,090 you are in quite the situation, huh? 53 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:12,590 Oh, come on, help me out. I'm trying. I'm brainstorming here. 54 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:18,990 I mean, the Perth, it ain't going to get you $500, but it'll get you a little 55 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,430 bit closer than the $50 I've already offered you for the laptop. 56 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:24,390 I mean, the watch, you see the watch, it's... 57 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:29,060 At least you're not going to go home without your wedding ring if you do 58 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:30,060 to sell that. 59 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,240 Take a look at it. 60 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,100 Yeah, your husband. 61 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:41,360 Man, the rabbit hole goes deeper, I suppose, huh? 62 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,740 I mean, I know this brand. It's a nice watch. It's real. 63 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:54,920 It'll definitely get you closer. I just have to take a better look at it. 64 00:03:58,299 --> 00:04:01,700 But not enough to make an accurate assessment of it, you know. 65 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:10,940 So, I mean, we can, if you don't mind, we can go in the back and on my computer 66 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:15,660 take a look at the market prices for this watch. And also we can look at the 67 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:16,779 airplane ticket. 68 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:19,180 You know what I mean? Maybe they're not $500. 69 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:20,279 I don't know. 70 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:24,640 But what we can do is start looking at market prices for this particular model. 71 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:28,630 And then from there, you know, take a look at some airplane prices. 72 00:04:28,990 --> 00:04:30,290 You can hold that for now. 73 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:31,530 Thank you. All right. 74 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,770 My office is right in the back. You mind if I put this back in? I just don't 75 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:36,770 want to leave it out. 76 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:38,850 Pretty busy day, as you can see here. 77 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:42,790 All right. 78 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,049 Hey, Billy. 79 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:47,310 Yes, sir. Hey, if you don't mind, I'm going to run to the back, take a look at 80 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:51,650 her watch, run the market prices. You got the Ford out here? Yes, I do. I got 81 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:54,470 it. All right. I'll be back shortly, maybe 20 minutes. Thank you. 82 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:01,610 Thank you so much. No problem. My office is right back this way. 83 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:06,590 If you don't mind, I'll take your luggage for you. Thank you. 84 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:07,889 After you. 85 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:08,890 Thanks. 86 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:36,670 Look up watch prices 87 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:43,890 Oh 88 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:44,890 damn 89 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,640 That's even cheaper than what I was going to offer you. I'm glad we came in 90 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,640 look for them. 91 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,500 Yeah, wow. 92 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:15,760 I was even just going to offer you $200. Now I don't even know if I can do that. 93 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,500 Oh, my God. 94 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:26,200 Okay. All right. Well, what do you say we just look up flat prices and see 95 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:30,040 I mean, $500 is pretty expensive for a thing. You know, maybe... 96 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:31,570 Maybe it's not that much. 97 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:39,470 You're headed to Iowa, right? 98 00:06:39,970 --> 00:06:42,210 Lincoln. Lincoln, Nebraska. 99 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:47,110 I don't know what's more obscure, Lincoln or Iowa. 100 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,710 I've got to get home today. 101 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:54,010 Leaving today? Yeah, it's got to be today. Anytime, I assume. 102 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:06,710 Damn, $1 ,100. 103 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:08,330 Wow. 104 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:11,350 Considerably more than you were anticipating, huh? 105 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,090 Were you trying to fly at standby? 106 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:14,470 Oh, my God. 107 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:19,310 That's insane. 108 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:27,730 So, right now, I'm at maybe $200 with your watch and your laptop. 109 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:29,070 Oh, my God. 110 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:31,930 We've got to cover another, basically, another $1 ,000. 111 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:39,040 I mean, I see a stone -studded ring on your finger right now. My wedding ring. 112 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:41,680 Are the pearls real? 113 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:44,440 No, it's something I work for work. 114 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,760 They're not real. 115 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,320 My wedding ring. What am I supposed to tell him? 116 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,960 I mean, you were staying in a hotel, right? 117 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:59,140 Yeah. You could tell him the maid took it. You could tell him... I never take 118 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:00,140 off. 119 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:07,920 That's up to you. I mean, we gotta cover a thousand more dollars. 120 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:13,780 Maybe I could... I'm not gonna... I'm really just spitballing here. Maybe I 121 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,400 could ship it back to you or something. 122 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,300 Want me to look at it? 123 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,440 Yeah. 124 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,360 It's nice. 125 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,100 $9 ,000, nice. 126 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:43,700 I couldn't even sell it for $600, honestly. 127 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,200 Did you marry a young woman? 128 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,060 Yeah, I did. 129 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:55,900 I could do, I mean, the stones are pretty good quality, but the color is a 130 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:59,120 little off. I mean, I could do $300 on the ring. 131 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:02,120 That brings us to $500. Why don't we look for a date tomorrow? 132 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:06,790 Or the next day. No, no, no. I told him I was going to be home tonight. 133 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,810 Tonight. Not tomorrow. Tonight. 134 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:12,890 If he looks at the tickets, he'll know. 135 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:16,250 No, no, no. I can't do that. It's got to be today. 136 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:19,790 It's got to be away. It's got to be today. 137 00:09:21,010 --> 00:09:22,010 What about a bus? 138 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:25,070 No. That'll take two days. 139 00:09:25,830 --> 00:09:27,270 No. It's got to be today. 140 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:33,530 What about, I mean, what about your purse? 141 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:35,150 It's not real. 142 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,710 It's not even real. 143 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,010 I mean, you were just at a conference. 144 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:45,770 You have any type of equipment in your luggage or anything. I'm trying to help 145 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:46,689 you here. 146 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:48,650 I don't. I don't. 147 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:52,050 We're at $500. We've got to come up with another $600. 148 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:55,830 There's nothing else you have that you can sell. No. 149 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:59,190 What about your friends that are in town? Do you have any friends that were 150 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:00,190 for the call? No. 151 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:03,290 No. I barely know those people. No. 152 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,550 So you don't have anything, huh? 153 00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:07,490 No. 154 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:08,850 I don't. 155 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:12,550 All right. Well. 156 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:15,450 Thanks. Thanks. 157 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:17,030 Come on. 158 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:20,250 I'm going to take care of your ticket. 159 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:22,770 What? 160 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,380 I'm going to take care of your ticket. 161 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:30,740 Alright? I'm going to take your watch and your laptop and keep your ring. 162 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:36,320 But I want you to do some favors for me. 163 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,080 What kind of favors? I broke up with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago. 164 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,300 You know, we should hook up. 165 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:46,700 What? I'm married. 166 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:49,120 I understand that, but you already said it. 167 00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:52,590 The past three days haven't been accounted for because you were blacked 168 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,210 all that. I mean, who the hell knows what happened? 169 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,550 No, how can you say this to me? 170 00:10:57,810 --> 00:11:01,570 Calm down, all right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 171 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:06,230 This is not happening to me. This is really not happening to me. 172 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,550 How can you do this to me? 173 00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:13,830 I'm offering to pay $900 for a flight out of here. 174 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:17,330 Today. It leaves in two hours. You'll make it still. 175 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:28,010 I mean, weigh your options, but I'm just... I'm throwing that out there. 176 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:30,770 pay you $900. 177 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:37,190 I mean, we'll keep your watch and your laptop, but... Come on, 178 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:43,470 what do you think? 179 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:50,830 I mean, who... 180 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,950 Who knows what happened those past couple days. Maybe you cheated already. 181 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:58,130 I'm not trying to make you feel bad, but I'm just saying, like, you're in a 182 00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,630 different state. It doesn't even really count. 183 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:03,570 Got it. 184 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,229 Trying to get home. 185 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,710 Trying to go home today, or... 186 00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:22,230 Is that the only way? 187 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:26,790 I mean, that's the only way I'm going to give you $900 extra dollars for, you 188 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:33,790 know, $200 worth of... Is that the 189 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:34,790 only way? 190 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:42,230 I mean, it's not that hard. In 20 minutes, I mean, I'll pull my dick out, 191 00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:43,230 on it. 192 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:47,630 We'll have a little fun. You'll have fun, too. You never know. You might have 193 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:48,630 good time. 194 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,200 You're gonna like it. Trust me. I mean what I love my husband. 195 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:59,520 I know but you're gonna make $900 in like 20 minutes Why do you think about 196 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,260 Why don't you take off your jacket? 197 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,360 I mean, it's a little warm in here 198 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:15,460 I'll 199 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,980 button your shirt too 200 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,500 Turn and face me. 201 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,900 Go ahead and play with them. 202 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,100 Don't you get on your knees. 203 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,080 Your husband's got a big dick like that. 204 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:12,429 Hmm. 205 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,190 Oh, 206 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,570 fuck yeah. 207 00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:37,990 Like sucking a dick? 208 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,040 Yeah. 209 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:08,150 Oh, yeah. 210 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:10,150 It's pretty fucking nice. 211 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:13,170 Mmm. 212 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,080 Yeah. 213 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,200 Oh yeah. 214 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,920 Want to miss another flight? 215 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,100 Quickest you ever made that kind of money, ain't it?